A 46-year old British expat married to a Dutch national has been unpleasantly surprised after arranging a session with a prostitute at a brothel in Amsterdam’s De Wallen district last Friday evening. Unknown to the client, his female companion for the evening turned out to be none other than his wife of the past 15 years. East Asia Tribune translated the following report from a Dutch-language media outlet:
The terrible mix-up occurred after the man made a Friday night appointment at the establishment and was told his regular girl was unavailable. The receptionist apologised, but mentioned that a new girl had recently been hired who was receiving rave reviews from a number of clients. “Sounds good to me!” said the British man, and the wheels were set in motion for a fateful meeting later that evening. After being ushered into a vacant room at the venue, the man showered and was relaxing on the bed when the door swung open and his own wife entered the room. The couple reportedly froze for several moments before the wife reacted first, emitting a shrill scream and taking off her 5-inch heels before hurling it at her husband’s rapidly-deflating package.
The man angrily stormed out of the room and tried to exit the venue, where he was detained by a large security guard for failing to settle his bill of €300. After a heated discussion with the brothel’s manager, he was able to negotiate a discount and only had to pay €100 for the brief encounter with his wife. The report concluded with the news that the British man and his Dutch wife have separated following the unfortunate mix-up.
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